The Vatican has announced that they will be sanctioning the production of a new wafer for communion. This wafer has special properties because it is low-fat. It seems that in order to promote the use of the new host by the faithful masses the Vatican has already hit on a catchy name….
… wait for it….
it’s …. I can’t believe it’s not Jesus!
* Unfortunately I cannot claim ownership of this joke. For fans of Dawn French this is another one from her repertoire as the Vicar of Dibley.