So it seems everyone and his brother (and sister) have been having a fun time on my blog’s comment section. I did not have that much time to keep up with the Joneses and with the Aliases. Tant pis… I always like that bit of fun and frolicke as well as that guarded trading of witty insults or base euphemisms. I am glad to notice Vlad is back (as is his blog http://burningbin.blogspot.com/ – you had me in fits wih the Pippo Psaila business – a year’s supply of punctuation rotfl).
Now for a bit of the fire and brimstone. This blog has been around ever since other so-called bloggers coud not tell a post from a comment. Its main philosophy has been “the truth if I lie”. If you are not sufficiently steeped in Jewish or French culture to understand that then it’s your problem, nobody’s perfect. Other philosophies that are the mainstay of J’accuse include: “this blog is mainly for my pleasure” which translates loosely into the presumptious notion of like it or leave it. I don’t care if you think it is going down the dumps, because the fact is… it isn’t.
What does go down the dumps is the person commenting whenever aforesaid person reduces their intervention to trading of base insults, inconsequential rumour mongering and general labelling of the masses. I for one believe in letting people have their say on anything – which is one of the reasons of the success of this blog. I am not too partial to anonimity but I will not condemn those who use it. More than anonimity it is the contents of some comments that get on my tits (pardon my feminism). Stupid is what stupid does and hell, is there some stupid going around nowadays?
In case you have been too spaced to notice, I have not had that much time to update the blog as regularly as I would like. It does not mean that the quality deteriorates. You just get lesser doses of the prime stuff. It also means that I am sometimes prone to use deviant and devious tricks such as provoking the devil, his covens and the little elves into some entertaining debauchery. Live on J’accuse. Yep it’s a pathetic display and the irony is lost on some when a perfectly normal discussion redescends to the depths of pathetic display-ism after a particular intervenor resurfaces.
Oh by the way. My dad reads this blog. He can be a bit of a prude so let me just reassure him that although I too have been known to offend some people by resorting to names of body parts (correct spelling and all) every now and then I generally find that I do not need to use such feeble discourse and prefer wit, sarcasm and irony. The funny named individuals who have taken to genitalia as a hobby are not J’accuse dad. They are just guests on J’accuse who fail to understand the basic tenets of being polite when hosted. Do not expect them to improve. They are part of the fun of blogging. Of course J’accuse does not accept any responsibility for comments posted on the blog.
That’s it for now I guess. It’s 2.38am and this mini-rant is almost over. Not without a quote from the code which started all codes. Hammurabi’s of course:
If any one bring an accusation against a man, and the accused go to the river and leap into the river, if he sink in the river his accuser shall take possession of his house. But if the river prove that the accused is not guilty, and he escape unhurt, then he who had brought the accusation shall be put to death, while he who leaped into the river shall take possession of the house that had belonged to his accuser.
Funny, I thought the trial by water was reserved for witches…. and terrorist suspects in Guantanamo. Accusers of the world unite… and jump on the count of three.
This has been J’accuse… letting off some steam so you don’t have to.