OUT OF OFFICE REPLY.
You have reached J’accuse – la verité si je mens – unofficially Malta’s most popular blog and specialist in extreme sports like navel-gazing and cave painting. The author of this blog is temporarily absent.
Normal blogging will resume on Monday morning. Blogging might continue haphazardly from the Malta base.
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
Do not break glass. We would prefer that you read back issues of J’accuse by browsing through the handy column on the right.
If you are using Internet Explorer you will notice that the bloody column has slipped down. That is because we are sufficiently technologically challenged not to know how to fix this mess even though it has happened before. Do not panic. Use the even handier scroll bar that is even more to the right than the right column and scroll down to the section that says Hot Off the Press. Actually the problem has been fixed. Ok. Partially fixed. We never said we would become technological geniuses overnight did we?
J’accuse regrets to inform its esteemed readers that the Complaints Board will also be on holiday and that if they (the readers, not the board) have any complaints they should just grin and bear it. Why not try a little game over at www.rcade.com? We find the table tennis really groovy. If you really think you have a brain runnning between your ears then why not try this ultra cool logical game called Samorost? No links provided. Just search Samorost on google. Or should that just be “google samorost”?
ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE
Fool’s Cap is back. Another one lamenting that he has slipped off various blogrolls after doing the vanishing trick for some months. As far as J’Accuse is concerned what counts for goosy faust counts for the gander fool… once proof of more regular blogging is seen it is added to the evergrowing blogroll on these pages – and I know you don’t care but we love our delusions of grandeur. Vlad is still afflicted by a strong dose of logorrhea but hey, it’s amusing. Also check out young politician Aaron Farrugia – an example of budding young idealist politicians who still work from within the establishment. Good luck to him too.
Is it just my impression or does the weather report REALLY announce lousy weather for the weekend in Malta? Bloody Effin Typical innit? Anyways, it will only mean that I will have to spend my spare time in the shelter of restaurants and bars drinking Kinnie and sampling the latest gastronomic developments on the island. Now… I wonder whether my spare tire is sufficiently inflated…
See you guys soon.