Q. What do you do when a Sant-loving, commie-licking, gay-adulating, morrissey-idolising, wannabe-linguist, retired publicist, sexy-seperatee, wishy-washy socialist wankellectual turns thirty-one?
A. Shout Happy Birthday. Obviously.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK
Heart-Wrenching Note to all practising homosexuals:
Mark has not yet switched to your side. He was simply caught unawares at a party posing as a fake gay. From fake commie to fake gay… we love you Mark we do! You are not a Communist!